Tuesday, April 28, 2009

A "Not Me" Tuesday!!

I got the idea for this blog from www.mycharmingkids.net. I found it funny and interesting. I am the type of person who will own up to my mistakes. I don't mind laughing at my own expense. I think that, after this LONG winter, the nice weather last week made me temporarily loose my mind.

I am Supermom!! And Superwife. I am perfect and I would never make a mistake.
NOPE. NOT ME.

I would never forget to get my license plate thus essentially grounding myself for almost a week until I could muster up enough courage to drive illegally to the BMV to get them...as a cop's wife.
NOPE. NOT ME.

I would never text a vulgar explicative in response to my husband's text about the license plates being expired...causing him to double over in laughter and show all his buddies that I actually sent the word F*@K via text message....to a police issued phone.
NOPE. NOT ME.

I would never take my kids on a half-day trial visit to a new school, having every intention of taking my son to his old school to finish out the day...only to call the old school to tell them that his "appointment" ran over so he could skip and enjoy the weather.
NOPE. NOT ME.

I would never spend the day at the park with my kids and forget the sunscreen then brag about that it didn't matter; we don't usually burn because of our dark Indian (Casino not quickie mart) skin only to have my arms fried to a crisp. (the kids,however, did not burn)
NOPE. NOT ME.

I would never wake up and fall in love with the weather so much that I couldn't bring myself to be indoors for even one second, thus skipping church.
NOPE. NOT ME.

I would never give my daughter a fish bowl full of water, a "grows in water" dolphin and a bunch of other plastic toys and tell her to pretend it's the ocean because I am to lazy to drag out the pool..even if we had 80+ degrees all weekend.

I would never let my son go a whole day eating only three donuts then NOT let him have a peanut butter and Nuttella sandwich at the neighbors because it's not a healthy enough dinner.
NOPE. NOT ME.

I would never buy a bunch of flowers and then come home and curse the fact that I bought a bunch of flowers because NOW I HAVE TO PLANT ALL OF THEM.
NOPE. NOT ME.

I would never forget what day my kids showered last then sniff their heads to see if they stink and tell them not to worry about it....sending them to school anyway.
NOPE. NOT ME.

I would never promise my husband a night of fun only to fall asleep the moment my head hits the pillow because I did not have to drive illegally to get my license plates, burn my arms, skip church, forget to bath my children, spend the entire day outside, force my daughter to play with a fishbowl beach and only feed my son three donuts.
NOPE. NOT ME!!!


Much Love.


UPDATE: I would never accidentally delete this blog and have to try to remember all the stuff I originally wrote and try to be funny at 10 pm...because DARN IT...the first one was really good!!
NOPE. NOT ME.

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